I got my hair cut and dyed! Finally~!
Alfred took another step unto the barren Soviet soil. This place is ruined, he thought. Is there anyone even here?
Alfred had been told by his boss to scope out all Soviet Union countries and make sure all of them survived the blast. Chernobyl had taken many lives already and many more would be taken if no one received help. But, as Alfred wandered on endlessly, he found that there was no one he could help, for no one was here.
“Who de hell are you?” Alfred heard someone say behind him. He turned around to find a young woman, about seventeen. She was pretty looking with her long sandy hair, but she look pissed and kinda dirty. I guess poverty hadn’t been doing her well. “Vell, come on already. Tell me.”
“I’m Alfred. Thanks for the nice greeting. I was just trying to help like any hero would…” He replied.
“Hero..? Are you America?” Alfred took a step back. No normal citizen could ever be able to distinguish countries unless… He looked closer and gasped. He was surprised he didn’t even realize it.
“Da, dat’s me. Vat de hell are you doing here?” She asked.
“Well,” he started, “my boss told me to come and check on you guys and see if you needed some help, which you obviously do.” He said, looking her up and down.
“Danks nit-vit, but I don’t need your help.” She turned around and started to walk away when Alfred stopped her by grabbing her shoulder.
“You mean to tell me that I traveled almost 5000 miles just to hear you tell me you don’t need my help? Well listen here, you’re coming with me because a hero always finishes his job and saves the day. And I’m the hero!” Belarus almost found his schpeal charming if it weren’t for his last two statements.
“Fine, vat now den?” she inquired.
“Uh… Well lemme take you back to Washington D.C. and we’ll see what my boss wants to do with you. He’ll probably cooperate with you and give you some aid for you to take back home.”
“Vhy didn’t you just take dat aid vith you here?”
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At first I was confused. Seriously. What the fuck
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